Halloween comes early this year, ladies, with these insane zombie tights that make your gams look like they're gangrenous, rotting, or both. Made by Etsy seller beadborg, these airbrushed tights are billed as "fun and sassy" and the reviews show that many a fan of not-quite-dead-yet fashion are pleased with the item. They're definitely festive (especially for Walking Dead viewers), but we wouldn't recommend wearing them out on a dinner date for appetite-killing reasons. This new legwear offering is just one of the many crazy tights we've seen in our day. Remember these melting tights, which kind of make you look like you're peeing yourself?